It has been a very long, I said VERY LONG, time for this blog to be inactive. It is not because of me being lazy, well, fine! I am lazy. Besides I am no longer as creative as I used to be, but then Sasha is on a break too. She said she wants to pursue other career but so far I heard she's back studying and she's getting popular by days in campus.
Let me tell you one story about Sasha with her recent study. According to my source, she gained weight and still hot and sexy. Her magical power is diminishing but gain new one. Sometimes she claimed that she's like Angela Petrelli, Peter's mother on Heroes, because she has premonitions while she sleeps. Some are coming true while others just for sake of gaining attention I guess.
Anyway, Sasha was very brave in campus too. There has been news that Sasha cursed and condemned quite a number of kids to turn into frogs, snakes and crickets. So far no one has turn into Momo. Phew!
I say with this recent brief news, Sasha will be back for more hot news and gossips during her life in campus. Prepare to experience the worst and tragic life that you wish you wouldn't click this site. So enjoy!
Monday, February 16, 2009
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
Saturday, August 2, 2008
Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.234
Jessica Sasha is back studying. The motive of her study is purely to upgrade herself into a better person.
Although, speculation confirmed that the first day she stepped into the university, she made two freshmen looked satisfied with radiant smile.
She believes as she turned 30 last two weeks gave a big impact on her market but Uni life makes her think that she’s special again.
How special? We’ll find out soon.
Jessica never believes that she could get in. She didn’t sleep with any of the officials just to get in, knowing none of them are her taste. She “yuck” them all.
She didn’t even give any comfort not satisfaction to any party. She didn’t even sell herself for the past three months. She believes selling herself going to jinx her admission.
The first day of orientation changed Jessica again. She looked so many anchovies around and she remembers when Madamme Sasha is here she’s going to love this place very much.
Jessica has to be strong, she has to control her inner self from turning into either to Madamme Sahsa or Sasha the Magician. So far, for two days, Jessica is strong and no harm had been occurred although the incident of two freshmen was not put into consideration.
Jessica prays that the next days onward, she becomes a very good student to fulfill the nation’s vision in producing well-educated citizens.
Jessica Sasha is now turning into .... (to be continued)
Although, speculation confirmed that the first day she stepped into the university, she made two freshmen looked satisfied with radiant smile.
She believes as she turned 30 last two weeks gave a big impact on her market but Uni life makes her think that she’s special again.
How special? We’ll find out soon.
Jessica never believes that she could get in. She didn’t sleep with any of the officials just to get in, knowing none of them are her taste. She “yuck” them all.
She didn’t even give any comfort not satisfaction to any party. She didn’t even sell herself for the past three months. She believes selling herself going to jinx her admission.
The first day of orientation changed Jessica again. She looked so many anchovies around and she remembers when Madamme Sasha is here she’s going to love this place very much.
Jessica has to be strong, she has to control her inner self from turning into either to Madamme Sahsa or Sasha the Magician. So far, for two days, Jessica is strong and no harm had been occurred although the incident of two freshmen was not put into consideration.
Jessica prays that the next days onward, she becomes a very good student to fulfill the nation’s vision in producing well-educated citizens.
Jessica Sasha is now turning into .... (to be continued)
Wednesday, July 9, 2008
Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.101
*All bananas united
Peel Banana
Peel, Peel Banana
Shake Banana
Shake, Shake Banana
Squeeze Banana
Squeeze, Squeeze Banana
Chop Banana
Chop, Chop Banana
Fry Banana
Fry, Fry Banana
**Nah, Goreng Pisang
Peel Banana
Peel, Peel Banana
Shake Banana
Shake, Shake Banana
Squeeze Banana
Squeeze, Squeeze Banana
Chop Banana
Chop, Chop Banana
Fry Banana
Fry, Fry Banana
**Nah, Goreng Pisang
Monday, July 7, 2008
Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.099
It was a very hot day and I agreed with Q it’s better to rank at 8th and 9th rather than 4th place.
I am not complaining that we lost but at least we were on the top 3. I consider myself to be the weakest link at this challenge knowing I didn’t answer most of the riddles. I let my team mates down in a way.
S picked me up for the Xtreme Party and on the way we discussed about the challenge we had this morning and I told her, “I think I am ok of losing this time. I’ve received a lot of good news these few weeks, at least it’s balance everything.”
S kind of surprised I told her this and she, being a nerd in a bimbo suit disagreed with my statement.
“Kay, since when do you believe in this balance thing?” she asked. “You know, if we believe in this balance, when are we going to improve ourselves?”
What she said at some point is true. I received lots of good news not because it fell from the sky, I earned it, I worked hard for it. For 7 years, I worked to get what I want and finally I got it this time.
And knowing this balance thing, in a way, I believe in it. Maybe because I believe in it so well that everything what I do in this life giving the balance that I may like or dislike about.
For example; yesterday, I complaint to my colleagues about the touch screen of my mobile phone.
They suggested of a few alternative on fixing the phone which I accept one advice and turned out disaster.
See...the balance is there!
Anyway...I have to stop now...
Next issue...The Big 3 0...urgghhh
I am not complaining that we lost but at least we were on the top 3. I consider myself to be the weakest link at this challenge knowing I didn’t answer most of the riddles. I let my team mates down in a way.
S picked me up for the Xtreme Party and on the way we discussed about the challenge we had this morning and I told her, “I think I am ok of losing this time. I’ve received a lot of good news these few weeks, at least it’s balance everything.”
S kind of surprised I told her this and she, being a nerd in a bimbo suit disagreed with my statement.
“Kay, since when do you believe in this balance thing?” she asked. “You know, if we believe in this balance, when are we going to improve ourselves?”
What she said at some point is true. I received lots of good news not because it fell from the sky, I earned it, I worked hard for it. For 7 years, I worked to get what I want and finally I got it this time.
And knowing this balance thing, in a way, I believe in it. Maybe because I believe in it so well that everything what I do in this life giving the balance that I may like or dislike about.
For example; yesterday, I complaint to my colleagues about the touch screen of my mobile phone.
They suggested of a few alternative on fixing the phone which I accept one advice and turned out disaster.
See...the balance is there!
Anyway...I have to stop now...
Next issue...The Big 3 0...urgghhh
Tuesday, June 24, 2008
Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.329
Picture during our HSBC Tri Xtreme Challenge. One only? Where are the rest?
I plan to post more pictures but all the pictures are Mr.Sia punya group, why put here leh. Wasting also.
We managed to get to the top 40 and going to compete again this Sunday.
Wish us all good luck and may we get to the final 10.
Thanks to Mr.Sia for the picture.
I plan to post more pictures but all the pictures are Mr.Sia punya group, why put here leh. Wasting also.
We managed to get to the top 40 and going to compete again this Sunday.
Wish us all good luck and may we get to the final 10.
Thanks to Mr.Sia for the picture.
Sunday, June 22, 2008
The Return of the Ning
I browsed to my old blog at friendster and found this. I miss this blog and this post and I want to share this post to you guys so we can share the old Ning's Fantasy blog.
Enjoy!
"These few months I have received lots of alert from friends and colleagues on they updating their blogs. I have said goodbye to my blog months ago as few reasons made me to. And among the reasons are:
• I have no further information about kueh- kueh melayu Brunei as the person who borrowed it has returned the book to the National Library.
• Miss Sandy, Baby and Barbie have quit their midnight job. When I ask why, they didn’t want to tell me but I’ve found out it has something to do with Barbie difficulty to enter her body during the day. (Must be the salt thing)
• The riddle given by my source (nasal throat) has been discontinued as the taxi driver and the Most of the Most have agreed to go to Hollywood to further their acting career.
• Extraordinary words have been disappearing slowly and slowly. As far as I can remember the last word is PANCU…
Then come along blog alert form Kori, Redz, Mr.Ady, Neemolicious…then there’s Life of a Sutra, Memoirs of a Poklen, Kurapak Blog and OMG blog…interestingly enough … I WANT MY BLOG TOO!!!
Months ah many beautiful things happen and I need to blog them all!!
• My trip to Saudi Arabia, the Star Bucks Coffee and Carpets and Rugs only Jims know hee hee (I want to blog but no information)
• One of my very closest friends moved in into a new house…nice and cozy (I want to blog too but too many to blog)
• One of my closest friends moved out from my house (I want to blog this but too lazy to type)
• My return to the gym bring competition to myself (I want to blog to laser those self-claimed popular glamour fag! Not worth of my time!)
• When Suze offered me to this person and then she said “inda payah eh! Kau inda pandai mengurat yoy! Everytime, I have to cover for you in terms of mengurat thing” What!
• Charcoal Dinner an experienced cannot be forgotten but then I almost forgot what happen the next day.
• Spiderman 3 where a very closest friend next to me felt humiliated and embarrassed watching it….it is Chicago + Dreamgirls combined.
• The 12:45 ritual at the school with my 2 colleagues…I need to introduce them to the whole world!!
Now Ning is back! And back some more!! By the Power of Man and Now I command…Strike a Pose!!"
Enjoy!
"These few months I have received lots of alert from friends and colleagues on they updating their blogs. I have said goodbye to my blog months ago as few reasons made me to. And among the reasons are:
• I have no further information about kueh- kueh melayu Brunei as the person who borrowed it has returned the book to the National Library.
• Miss Sandy, Baby and Barbie have quit their midnight job. When I ask why, they didn’t want to tell me but I’ve found out it has something to do with Barbie difficulty to enter her body during the day. (Must be the salt thing)
• The riddle given by my source (nasal throat) has been discontinued as the taxi driver and the Most of the Most have agreed to go to Hollywood to further their acting career.
• Extraordinary words have been disappearing slowly and slowly. As far as I can remember the last word is PANCU…
Then come along blog alert form Kori, Redz, Mr.Ady, Neemolicious…then there’s Life of a Sutra, Memoirs of a Poklen, Kurapak Blog and OMG blog…interestingly enough … I WANT MY BLOG TOO!!!
Months ah many beautiful things happen and I need to blog them all!!
• My trip to Saudi Arabia, the Star Bucks Coffee and Carpets and Rugs only Jims know hee hee (I want to blog but no information)
• One of my very closest friends moved in into a new house…nice and cozy (I want to blog too but too many to blog)
• One of my closest friends moved out from my house (I want to blog this but too lazy to type)
• My return to the gym bring competition to myself (I want to blog to laser those self-claimed popular glamour fag! Not worth of my time!)
• When Suze offered me to this person and then she said “inda payah eh! Kau inda pandai mengurat yoy! Everytime, I have to cover for you in terms of mengurat thing” What!
• Charcoal Dinner an experienced cannot be forgotten but then I almost forgot what happen the next day.
• Spiderman 3 where a very closest friend next to me felt humiliated and embarrassed watching it….it is Chicago + Dreamgirls combined.
• The 12:45 ritual at the school with my 2 colleagues…I need to introduce them to the whole world!!
Now Ning is back! And back some more!! By the Power of Man and Now I command…Strike a Pose!!"
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