Saturday, July 28, 2007

Madame Sasha no.412

It is my honour to introduce to you Madame Sasha of Brown Pashmina



“Madame Sasha is a teacher at one of the prestigious school in the country. Madame Sasha has contributed numerous and controversial contributions to the academic agendas. Among the controversial is the banning of naming “sir” to every male teacher. Instead of calling “Sir”, Madame has emphasised on calling “Teacher” or “Cikgu”.

Madame Sasha also the courageous teacher. Madame has made the lesson interestingly gay (as in happy) and mother friendly. The Ginger Biscuit class although unsuccessfully baked but Madame had managed to make the cake edible and crispy. So far no pupil has been admitted to the hospital.

Her national syllabus of trans subjects on gender issue and music has now been introduced to school gradually and with humility. Being a mother of none, Madame shows concerns and care to the pupils no matter whom. Madame said to every good looking pupils “As you are beautiful and sexy, you are my son, anchovy and satisfactory.”

Through this, we know Madame Sasha is eligible to receive the award.

So Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you an award of great achievement and humiliation to Madame Sasha of Brown Pashmina. The award to undecided gender of human being.

Madame Sasha.

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