Confessions on the Dance Floor no. 618

There are times when you feel lonely, you whine a lot and wish that all your friends are single as the way you do.
S and I, when we are together especially hang out at night, the main topic of discussion is non other than relationship.

I do feel lonely and friendless almost every week and so does S. I don't blame S for being like that, I understand her and I salute her for being brave enough to let out all what in her heart out.

I realize and sort things on what do i do and what bad sides I possessed. I may be choosy and have a very high criteria on finding someone. Dr. A said there are not perfect person outhere. And with this, S and I agreed on one thing, we have to keep our standard in terms of looks and finance.

We can never be too serious on stuff. I, myself, never too serious on stuff. When I am too serious, I take things too seriously. I complaint a lot, I look at only one side faults on every petty things and it's always the side's fault.
This I realize, I can never be in a good relationship with the attitude like this.

And so tonight, I have decided after watching Kung Fu Panda with Dr. A.
With the help of Master Oogway...
"The past is history, the future is a mystery and today is the gift, that's why it's called the present."

So, Master Oogway, I believe in myself and there's no secret recipe.
I may turning 30 Big 3 0 this year, I will take it slow and smoothly.

Drama Drama...

Confessions on Sasha's Multiple Floor no.7737

I have decided to introduce tou you once again, the mutliple version of Sasha.
There's

1) Madamme Sasha of Brown Pashmina who won quite a number of awards for her role in bringing education to its best level and don't forget her favourite word of anchovy.

2) Jessica Sasha, the strongest woman with multiple personality. One time, she's this very good and humble girl then another time she's fierce, slutty and super human ability. I like her.

3) Madamme Sasha the Slut, made famous by Mr. Sia. She's so slutty that she can meet 4 to 6 clients in a week. This considered to be a lot by "Underground Beautiful Slut Society of Lamunins Peoples (do not remove the ss)" Quite a long name for the club but it does exist.

4) Sasha the talk show host. Acclaimed to be more famous than Oprah and Oprah actually stealing her idea has create a havoc in a talk show world. It is believed nobody ever watched her show neither believed it exists, but only one creature have watched the show and likes it very much. It's Mink, The Cat.

5) Sasha the Magician. The most powerful human witch in the world. All the physically challenged people are feared of her, even her aura can cause a sudden death and poisons to inhale. She believes in Good Looking People to be prioritise and saved first.
Her weakness, hot good looking chinese men. Give her the hunky chinese she melts.

These are all confidential and only Sasha's doctors are allowed to read but since I, Gorgeous Kayoy, don't have any idea to post, so I post to my beautiful and sexay readers this...the multiple of Sasha...Enjoy!!! and be prepared when you bumped them, at least by now you have their weaknesses

o o o Jessica Sasha is coming! hhhmmmm she does look a little like Mink!

Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.754

This is to inform that Madamme Sasha is too lazy to update blog and Malas!!!

Sekian Terima Kasih

Confession on the Jamban Floor no. 789

Madamme Sasha is here to tell you the story behind a place where I believe Prime-time series will be such a big hit!

What makes it so special? I as Madamme Sasha have no idea as well. But the politics behind it interests me the most. I said to myself, I as a famous talk show host should bring this to my prime time show.
My show and this topic should double my rating. YES!!!

Where can you work that can easily promote you from a bartender to personal instructor?
How can you get promoted easily?
If you are a pioneer, do the staff management in certain places listen to you?
Can you win the best form in any one of the launching?

How do you find all the answers?
Come and join me next week with more in depth story behind the ups and downs of Mama!!


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Confession on the Jamban Floor no. 659

I had conversation with this teaching practise teacher, to my surprise that he viewed my friendster and facebook. I haven’t updating those two websites in ages since wireless in my school is not working for more than three months now. Pathetic!

It really annoys me, as I am so outdated with information and life. I need updates and I need beautiful pictures to post on and download from every website available for me!
I feel old and look! There’s wrinkle everywhere! On my face! Under my eyes! I need botox!

I guess, everyone I know, almost to everyone, turn 30 this year. Liza is the first person to achieve then followed by Paul and Fakhri last week and Suze will be soon.
As I am, I am always 24 my dear!
The botox above? That’s not for me! I acted out to express the feeling I sympatise to my friends who now reached the number tiga puluh dalam Bahasa Melayu this year.

I am not in denial, I haven’t reach it yet and it will never be ☺
Asked everyone who knows me, if they said I am thirty this year, I’d kill them.
But hey! Why ask them when you can ask me?
Honestly, I am turning 24 this year *wink*

My beautiful and loyal readers;

Age doesn’t matter in this world.
Look at Sarah Jessica Parker, She’s aged and she’s still as stunning as before!
Look at Madonna, She’s hot reaching 50!

Why am I comparing this with the girls?
Oh! It’s for you Suze, Liza and Eddey! I am trying to comfort you guys with those hot mid-century ladies in Hollywood.

Why would we so emotional about our age?
I tell you one story from a very good friend of mine. He’s so freaked out about this aging thing that he decided to die young so that he doesn’t have to experience any of the aging process.
Freaky eyh!
Well, at least he made an effort to prevent old.

It takes a painful price to be beautiful and now it takes another painful price to stay young.

So I end, I am not worry about my age this year. Hopefully by April the time will walk slowly to reach to July.
I will face my youthful years with smile and beautiful friends around me!

xoxo

Confession on the Jamban Floor no. 656

It was raining last night, Aziman and I decided just to stay at the gym for awhile until the rains over.

I looked at my watch, it passed 8 and I haven’t finished my work yet knowing the school inspection continues until Tuesday. Worried and tired both come at the same time.
Thinking, Shall I do my work tomorrow or later when I get home? Or Shall I just go to sleep once arrived home. Hhmmmm

Met Desmond at the gym. We had a little chat on the class he decided to join and some weight training he has for the next 6 weeks.
Then there’s this “muscle definition”. What’s this? Any idea? I don’t know, neither Desmond.

There, I sit at the lounge and looking at the people. It’s a different kind of crowd.
I told Aziman, “Man before 8 the people are so hip, good looking and loud and lots. And this is different crowd after 8.”
I told him again, “Man, I feel lonely and friendless now.”

He agreed, its different environment at the gym after 8. People are different and I don’t know anyone of them. Although, I’ve met them in classes I joined in but they are different and plain.

The rain stopped so we headed to our own home and decided to do a little work and off to sleep early.

Oh well, it’s Sexy Saturday, a day before Aziman’s birthday and Nyonya is waiting for dinner for the whole gang to be reunited.
Hope it comes true as the 17 lists of friends invited are confirmed join.

Dear the name list below;
Elina, Eddie, Kayoy, Azim, Aedy, Redz, Fikri, Aziman, Amir, Irwan, Suze, Liza, GK, Toni, Dalin, Sue, Abu.

You are invited to Nyonya @ Serusop for dinner. Attendance is COMPULSORY!

Enjoy and Happy Birthday Aziman!!!

CNY Sunday

I found this at one of my friends' blog...Impressive and I like!
Enjoy!