Sunday, November 4, 2007

Bersama Mink! Di Lantai Jamban Rimba


I am a very beautiful cat!!


Mink!:
With intense negotiation with the blog invader. I managed to persuade him to have this interview for my blog.

Here I present to you...Kayoy the blog invader.

Anyway, we will talk about his life, his relationship, or does he have one? and the phone calls as well as text messages overflowed in.

Kayoy:
Tumpis jua mulut kucing inda sadar diri ani.
aaaa Mink! Do you know that you are actually a cat? A very annoying one?!

Mink!
I am a very beautiful cat...Anyway..So tell me what did you do last night?

Kayoy:
I went out dinner with Redz and Paul di Andaman. Besides this conversation are not what I did last night. What did you do last night?

Mink!
Licking my paws..This is not about me, this is about you. What did you do before that? And mind telling us about this phone calls and text messages you received lately.

Kayoy:
Aahh...it's a very long story.

Mink!
Habaq dekat che!

Kayoy:
There is this stupid person who exposing my phone number over the chat room, to the main channel even.
I know this because my friend told me. He chats anyway.
Ok, let's talk more about me.
So, since this has been going on for quite a long time, I take it as a good sign of this stupid person doing me a favour of introducing me few friends for a date. So I tagged along.
I met few friends and chatted with them.

Mink!
Don't you get annoyed by this?
Uuuhh I feel like Oprah...

Kayoy:
Perasan jua kucingnya...
Well, I do. In fact in every of my prayer I cursed this man.

Mink!
Continue your story...What did you do last night before dinner with Redz and Paul?

Kayoy:
Kepoh!
Anyway, I received a text message saying to meet me later at 7 di serusop.
So, I met the person lo.

Mink!
Then, what happened?

Kayoy:
This person..haiya...not nice want...
This person is always you know caressing and touching...yuck!
So, I asked Redz to call me up in 5 minutes to save me from this torturement...keke..I create that word...

Mink!
How long did you guys meet? and Did Redz call you?

Kayoy:
Of course lo! Anyway...this is the last time I go layan this kind of persons.
It always ended up in disappointment.

Can we just like meet a very simple, decent, good looking, sex appealing person?

Mink!
In that case, you keep on tag along with this, who knows ada tu nanti the person....
Good luck ah!

Kayoy:
Thank you..
Come to think of it...you are not a bad cat at all...It's just that you are a cat!

Mink!:
Sial manusianya...
I am a very beautiful cat la!!!

So I end up this show with my words of wisdom...
"Listen to the car advice, although you don't understand them. But at least they are good looking, I am good looking."

I see you next week and Thank you for watching....

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