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Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.234

Jessica Sasha is back studying. The motive of her study is purely to upgrade herself into a better person.
Although, speculation confirmed that the first day she stepped into the university, she made two freshmen looked satisfied with radiant smile.
She believes as she turned 30 last two weeks gave a big impact on her market but Uni life makes her think that she’s special again.
How special? We’ll find out soon.

Jessica never believes that she could get in. She didn’t sleep with any of the officials just to get in, knowing none of them are her taste. She “yuck” them all.
She didn’t even give any comfort not satisfaction to any party. She didn’t even sell herself for the past three months. She believes selling herself going to jinx her admission.

The first day of orientation changed Jessica again. She looked so many anchovies around and she remembers when Madamme Sasha is here she’s going to love this place very much.

Jessica has to be strong, she has to control her inner self from turning into either to Madamme Sahsa or Sasha the Magician. So far, for two days, Jessica is strong and no harm had been occurred although the incident of two freshmen was not put into consideration.

Jessica prays that the next days onward, she becomes a very good student to fulfill the nation’s vision in producing well-educated citizens.

Jessica Sasha is now turning into .... (to be continued)

Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.101

*All bananas united

Peel Banana
Peel, Peel Banana

Shake Banana
Shake, Shake Banana

Squeeze Banana
Squeeze, Squeeze Banana

Chop Banana
Chop, Chop Banana

Fry Banana
Fry, Fry Banana

**Nah, Goreng Pisang

Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.099

It was a very hot day and I agreed with Q it’s better to rank at 8th and 9th rather than 4th place.
I am not complaining that we lost but at least we were on the top 3. I consider myself to be the weakest link at this challenge knowing I didn’t answer most of the riddles. I let my team mates down in a way.
S picked me up for the Xtreme Party and on the way we discussed about the challenge we had this morning and I told her, “I think I am ok of losing this time. I’ve received a lot of good news these few weeks, at least it’s balance everything.”

S kind of surprised I told her this and she, being a nerd in a bimbo suit disagreed with my statement.

“Kay, since when do you believe in this balance thing?” she asked. “You know, if we believe in this balance, when are we going to improve ourselves?”

What she said at some point is true. I received lots of good news not because it fell from the sky, I earned it, I worked hard for it. For 7 years, I worked to get what I want and finally I got it this time.

And knowing this balance thing, in a way, I believe in it. Maybe because I believe in it so well that everything what I do in this life giving the balance that I may like or dislike about.

For example; yesterday, I complaint to my colleagues about the touch screen of my mobile phone.
They suggested of a few alternative on fixing the phone which I accept one advice and turned out disaster.
See...the balance is there!

Anyway...I have to stop now...
Next issue...The Big 3 0...urgghhh

Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.329

Picture during our HSBC Tri Xtreme Challenge. One only? Where are the rest?

I plan to post more pictures but all the pictures are Mr.Sia punya group, why put here leh. Wasting also.

We managed to get to the top 40 and going to compete again this Sunday.
Wish us all good luck and may we get to the final 10.

Thanks to Mr.Sia for the picture.

The Return of the Ning

I browsed to my old blog at friendster and found this. I miss this blog and this post and I want to share this post to you guys so we can share the old Ning's Fantasy blog.

Enjoy!

"These few months I have received lots of alert from friends and colleagues on they updating their blogs. I have said goodbye to my blog months ago as few reasons made me to. And among the reasons are:
• I have no further information about kueh- kueh melayu Brunei as the person who borrowed it has returned the book to the National Library.
• Miss Sandy, Baby and Barbie have quit their midnight job. When I ask why, they didn’t want to tell me but I’ve found out it has something to do with Barbie difficulty to enter her body during the day. (Must be the salt thing)
• The riddle given by my source (nasal throat) has been discontinued as the taxi driver and the Most of the Most have agreed to go to Hollywood to further their acting career.
• Extraordinary words have been disappearing slowly and slowly. As far as I can remember the last word is PANCU…
Then come along blog alert form Kori, Redz, Mr.Ady, Neemolicious…then there’s Life of a Sutra, Memoirs of a Poklen, Kurapak Blog and OMG blog…interestingly enough … I WANT MY BLOG TOO!!!
Months ah many beautiful things happen and I need to blog them all!!
• My trip to Saudi Arabia, the Star Bucks Coffee and Carpets and Rugs only Jims know hee hee (I want to blog but no information)
• One of my very closest friends moved in into a new house…nice and cozy (I want to blog too but too many to blog)
• One of my closest friends moved out from my house (I want to blog this but too lazy to type)
• My return to the gym bring competition to myself (I want to blog to laser those self-claimed popular glamour fag! Not worth of my time!)
• When Suze offered me to this person and then she said “inda payah eh! Kau inda pandai mengurat yoy! Everytime, I have to cover for you in terms of mengurat thing” What!
• Charcoal Dinner an experienced cannot be forgotten but then I almost forgot what happen the next day.
• Spiderman 3 where a very closest friend next to me felt humiliated and embarrassed watching it….it is Chicago + Dreamgirls combined.
• The 12:45 ritual at the school with my 2 colleagues…I need to introduce them to the whole world!!
Now Ning is back! And back some more!! By the Power of Man and Now I command…Strike a Pose!!"

Confessions on the Dance Floor no. 618

There are times when you feel lonely, you whine a lot and wish that all your friends are single as the way you do.
S and I, when we are together especially hang out at night, the main topic of discussion is non other than relationship.

I do feel lonely and friendless almost every week and so does S. I don't blame S for being like that, I understand her and I salute her for being brave enough to let out all what in her heart out.

I realize and sort things on what do i do and what bad sides I possessed. I may be choosy and have a very high criteria on finding someone. Dr. A said there are not perfect person outhere. And with this, S and I agreed on one thing, we have to keep our standard in terms of looks and finance.

We can never be too serious on stuff. I, myself, never too serious on stuff. When I am too serious, I take things too seriously. I complaint a lot, I look at only one side faults on every petty things and it's always the side's fault.
This I realize, I can never be in a good relationship with the attitude like this.

And so tonight, I have decided after watching Kung Fu Panda with Dr. A.
With the help of Master Oogway...
"The past is history, the future is a mystery and today is the gift, that's why it's called the present."

So, Master Oogway, I believe in myself and there's no secret recipe.
I may turning 30 Big 3 0 this year, I will take it slow and smoothly.

Drama Drama...

Confessions on Sasha's Multiple Floor no.7737

I have decided to introduce tou you once again, the mutliple version of Sasha.
There's

1) Madamme Sasha of Brown Pashmina who won quite a number of awards for her role in bringing education to its best level and don't forget her favourite word of anchovy.

2) Jessica Sasha, the strongest woman with multiple personality. One time, she's this very good and humble girl then another time she's fierce, slutty and super human ability. I like her.

3) Madamme Sasha the Slut, made famous by Mr. Sia. She's so slutty that she can meet 4 to 6 clients in a week. This considered to be a lot by "Underground Beautiful Slut Society of Lamunins Peoples (do not remove the ss)" Quite a long name for the club but it does exist.

4) Sasha the talk show host. Acclaimed to be more famous than Oprah and Oprah actually stealing her idea has create a havoc in a talk show world. It is believed nobody ever watched her show neither believed it exists, but only one creature have watched the show and likes it very much. It's Mink, The Cat.

5) Sasha the Magician. The most powerful human witch in the world. All the physically challenged people are feared of her, even her aura can cause a sudden death and poisons to inhale. She believes in Good Looking People to be prioritise and saved first.
Her weakness, hot good looking chinese men. Give her the hunky chinese she melts.

These are all confidential and only Sasha's doctors are allowed to read but since I, Gorgeous Kayoy, don't have any idea to post, so I post to my beautiful and sexay readers this...the multiple of Sasha...Enjoy!!! and be prepared when you bumped them, at least by now you have their weaknesses

o o o Jessica Sasha is coming! hhhmmmm she does look a little like Mink!

Confessions on the Jamban Floor no.754

This is to inform that Madamme Sasha is too lazy to update blog and Malas!!!

Sekian Terima Kasih

Confession on the Jamban Floor no. 789

Madamme Sasha is here to tell you the story behind a place where I believe Prime-time series will be such a big hit!

What makes it so special? I as Madamme Sasha have no idea as well. But the politics behind it interests me the most. I said to myself, I as a famous talk show host should bring this to my prime time show.
My show and this topic should double my rating. YES!!!

Where can you work that can easily promote you from a bartender to personal instructor?
How can you get promoted easily?
If you are a pioneer, do the staff management in certain places listen to you?
Can you win the best form in any one of the launching?

How do you find all the answers?
Come and join me next week with more in depth story behind the ups and downs of Mama!!


This commercial is sponsored by Nasi Katok Mama..Nasi Katok 24 Jam...Nikmatilah...

Confession on the Jamban Floor no. 659

I had conversation with this teaching practise teacher, to my surprise that he viewed my friendster and facebook. I haven’t updating those two websites in ages since wireless in my school is not working for more than three months now. Pathetic!

It really annoys me, as I am so outdated with information and life. I need updates and I need beautiful pictures to post on and download from every website available for me!
I feel old and look! There’s wrinkle everywhere! On my face! Under my eyes! I need botox!

I guess, everyone I know, almost to everyone, turn 30 this year. Liza is the first person to achieve then followed by Paul and Fakhri last week and Suze will be soon.
As I am, I am always 24 my dear!
The botox above? That’s not for me! I acted out to express the feeling I sympatise to my friends who now reached the number tiga puluh dalam Bahasa Melayu this year.

I am not in denial, I haven’t reach it yet and it will never be ☺
Asked everyone who knows me, if they said I am thirty this year, I’d kill them.
But hey! Why ask them when you can ask me?
Honestly, I am turning 24 this year *wink*

My beautiful and loyal readers;

Age doesn’t matter in this world.
Look at Sarah Jessica Parker, She’s aged and she’s still as stunning as before!
Look at Madonna, She’s hot reaching 50!

Why am I comparing this with the girls?
Oh! It’s for you Suze, Liza and Eddey! I am trying to comfort you guys with those hot mid-century ladies in Hollywood.

Why would we so emotional about our age?
I tell you one story from a very good friend of mine. He’s so freaked out about this aging thing that he decided to die young so that he doesn’t have to experience any of the aging process.
Freaky eyh!
Well, at least he made an effort to prevent old.

It takes a painful price to be beautiful and now it takes another painful price to stay young.

So I end, I am not worry about my age this year. Hopefully by April the time will walk slowly to reach to July.
I will face my youthful years with smile and beautiful friends around me!

xoxo

Confession on the Jamban Floor no. 656

It was raining last night, Aziman and I decided just to stay at the gym for awhile until the rains over.

I looked at my watch, it passed 8 and I haven’t finished my work yet knowing the school inspection continues until Tuesday. Worried and tired both come at the same time.
Thinking, Shall I do my work tomorrow or later when I get home? Or Shall I just go to sleep once arrived home. Hhmmmm

Met Desmond at the gym. We had a little chat on the class he decided to join and some weight training he has for the next 6 weeks.
Then there’s this “muscle definition”. What’s this? Any idea? I don’t know, neither Desmond.

There, I sit at the lounge and looking at the people. It’s a different kind of crowd.
I told Aziman, “Man before 8 the people are so hip, good looking and loud and lots. And this is different crowd after 8.”
I told him again, “Man, I feel lonely and friendless now.”

He agreed, its different environment at the gym after 8. People are different and I don’t know anyone of them. Although, I’ve met them in classes I joined in but they are different and plain.

The rain stopped so we headed to our own home and decided to do a little work and off to sleep early.

Oh well, it’s Sexy Saturday, a day before Aziman’s birthday and Nyonya is waiting for dinner for the whole gang to be reunited.
Hope it comes true as the 17 lists of friends invited are confirmed join.

Dear the name list below;
Elina, Eddie, Kayoy, Azim, Aedy, Redz, Fikri, Aziman, Amir, Irwan, Suze, Liza, GK, Toni, Dalin, Sue, Abu.

You are invited to Nyonya @ Serusop for dinner. Attendance is COMPULSORY!

Enjoy and Happy Birthday Aziman!!!

CNY Sunday

I found this at one of my friends' blog...Impressive and I like!
Enjoy!

I Bid Farewell

I bid farewell to my favourite cat of all time.
There was time I thought that I cloned Mink! Mohammad Yazid Sofian so that everytime I will not lose him.
It is now decided that Mink! to be sold to someone who are capable of keeping the cat well.

I am going to miss this cat! And there'll be no replacement for this cat!

Farewell Mink! I Love you.....

An Appreciation to My Angin

Here I would like to say thank you to the Angin Boy with the mind of a man for the great pictures below.

As he said some pictures need to be edited. I do agree these are the best photos ever!
Thanks for a great friend who's always be there.

Confession on the Jamban Floor no. 712

As I write now, I feel kind of disappointed and a little pissed of what had come to me this week.

I feel sorry for my best friend for his vulnerability for his problems and wise decisions. As a friend, a very good friend, I, with no questions ask, willing to be on his side with no limit of time.

I kind of surprise to receive a phone call of someone whom I didn’t expect to call anymore. I apologize for my stern decision as this at the moment I find the only way to make both sides happy.
There were certain words and acts that surprisingly struck my side as this has never happened before when we were together.
Why can’t this happen before?

As a friend you stand up to each other, no matter what, happiness or sadness, thick and thin. If you are a friend willing or not we share our happiness and problems.
There may be time we don’t share to friend but why him or her to be the victim of you problem?
Why him or her receive the silent treatment?
Why him or her, of all people, be treated such treatment where he or she doesn’t know anything?

This may not happen to us before as we do share things together.
I have to say this, if you do have a problem and kept of saying “it has nothing to do with me”..keep it that way.
Why with all the silent and as if the person is at fault?

I asked my friend about this and what she said had made me realise and to be honest it spoilt my mood.
Why in the first place I told her about this?
Why in the first place I have to think about this?

Drama Queen? I guess so…

This may not have anything to do with me. I am a friend, yes. We are the friends who stand up each other who enjoy fun time and sad times.
As a human, why do I have the feeling as if I am the victim from all the problems he has.
He may say that the person I am the person who what we called “perasan” but we as human being can feel something wrong.

I think this is it…I am out of idea already and when you are in the mood that you wish this not to happen, you are out of idea as well….

Good night!

Confession on the Jamban Floor no.777

As I am here bumped into Eddie Muscle gossiping something before both take off for our own kind of work out. Well, mine more to cardio anyway. Haiya! Lose weight ba!

Anyway, I am here at Fitness Zone updating my long lost boring blog for the fans of Madamme Sasha or The new Jessica (haih) or Mink! the loveable cat.

While talking with Aedy, Wu Zun walked by and talked to Eddie, as I may recall, they are friends before he becomes a well known artist. Eddie asked me to take his picture with him. As embarrassed I maybe, I am a very shy and loveable person dink!, I have no choice but to follow his needs. I am going to post it later the picture.

I saw a long queue for spinning class. It's Sherwin class by the way, not my kind of mood to join cycling at the moment. This is always happen, the long queue.

I am now in the holiday mood for Chinese New Year! Sunday will be at Dalin's house, our new lovely friend. We are so looking forward for this. And I am being a bimbo again.

Anyway, enough of this, time for me to work out. Aziman's here and I need to talk to him as well.

Haiya! cannot upload photo now...server slow....so I leave you with my words of wisdom...

I am a lovely person by Madamme Sasha...
Boring!!!

Confession on the Dance Floor no. 877

Dear Diary;

I had a talk with my friend, Redz, and asked if I have multiple personality. I keep on experiencing some events that I don't even remember at all.
I may be Madamme Sasha the brown pashmina, an idiotic version of Oprah who claimed to be a successful talk show host.
Or,
I may like Jessica, the strongest twin sister of Nikki from Heroes. She's good. I want her!
Or,
I may be the slutty Kayoy who kept on calling everyone for sex. I like!

The events were;

1) I keep on receiving phone call and text messages from my new phone numbers saying I gave my number to them at the chat room. I don't chat but I don't remember this as well.

2) I was told that I was using this someone's laptop whom I never met. The proof was my e-mail when typed was there. When was this? I fear it's recent.

3) Redz told me once I may here with him but actually I was somewhere else flirting to someone. This may be true because recently on Monday afternoon when I was taking my nap, he texted me about food and I did reply but I didn't remember what it was until I met him.
He complaint about my text which kind of demanding. I didn't remember about the text since I replied when I was half awake.

So dear diary;

If this is true, I need someone to tell me that I really have multiple personality because it seemed to be true. I feel wiped out every night, I don't remember sometimes of what I did and when I woke up I was on my bed with dizziness and body aching ( haiya! this is the scene from Heroes la!).

I need medication!

Good night Diary..... ZZzzzZZZZZ

Dear Diary Week no.04

Dear Diary;

I don’t know, lately I always feel wiped out especially at night. There’s this one time when we had dinner together and Kori said I really looked exhausted. Ever since, I got fever last week, I always feel tired.
I always thought it’s the class I attended at night. Imagine from 5 to 8 pm every night, from cardio to normal workout. And then, when I finished and took a shower, I go home straight away and watch TV since I miss a lot of shows so I need to catch up. But I ended up sleeping and wake up around 10pm.

In fact, at school after 12, I feel tired and sleepy already. Few of my colleagues complaint about this to me. This is not me. I am the active kind of person, hyper all the time. I even work in the afternoon no questions asked but now, I rather go back home and sleep.


I met a lot of new friends, either personally or through online. I have fun knowing them and never regret knowing them. One thing I don’t like is when we used up all the necessities we have and leave us as it is. This annoys me very much. Yes leave your friends in questions and stay silent for all I care.

You may say, ask your friends what happened. I did and he or she may say nothing and its nothing to do you with you. Right…
If its nothing to do with anyone why with the silence and cold shoulder?

At first I thought we are good friends. Good friends stand up for each other. Good friends are good friends. Well, I guess, we are not good friends then. You lose one you may gain one.


I attended a course called Stress Relief and How to handle it.
It’s a very meaningful and fruitful education for a stress teacher on how to handle it.
Maybe because the presenter is so good looking, that’s why. ☺

Oh well, I still have one solve for stress relief. KILL YOURSELF!
It may not solve anything but who cares!

By now it's night and I just got back from Kuala Belait picking up my friend to stay over at my place.
It feels good when he decided to stay over at my place. He is a very good friend of ours.
After friendly match and picking him up, I feel wiped out now. I am hungry but I don't feel like eating but I don't have a choice but to eat also.

Good night Diary!

E-mail from Sasha

Dear Sir;

Due to regret and careless consideration between the owner of the blog and world renown host, Sejam Bersama Sasha.
This is to inform you that the blog (Passion Fruit) is no longer a cat's blog.
As been read and viewed, the displayed picture no longer post the cat's pesona. It is a little sad to the readers of this blog not seeing any post from that creature.

The news been spread that the cat, as popularly known as Mink! over the internet and as claimed to be the most popular cat around, has retired and no longer connecting to this Passion Fruit for Angle no.16.

The question is, do you (the blog invader) have the slightest creative idea on posting any post that are nice and worth reading of?

yours truly

Madamme Sasha of Brown Pashmina

Confession on the Jamban Floor no.001

Rest awhile and enjoy!

No idea on what to post at the moment...

You know how it feels when there's blank in your mind...
I need Carrie Bradshaw to inspire me! She's so good in writing...

MC on You!

As of today, I will be in medical leave for two days! two days! Yayy!!1

Due to viral infection on my chest...so cuti lo...I am enjoying my cuti now....and now at the Coffee Zone waiting for my blood result in the afternoon...

I keep you guys posted!

A Night at DeFountain Cafe

Tour with Angel no.16

Where would you go to have a vacation to spend less money and stay at your friend’s house?

What are the activities?

I know the answer!

So Tell me….

Kuala Belait?

Correct!

Where is Kuala Belait? How do we go there?

Easy. It’s in Brunei of course and to go there by car lo.

What’s in there?

So many things you can do there. For instance, would you believe it that in Kuala Belait there’s an archery centre where you can play the archery for $10 for 30 arrows.

Eddie did it and it looks fun. I wanted to play by imagining someone that you been furious and hatred of and shoot them.
Such a relief!

Gather all your friends and hang out there. There are so many places where you eat and just drink.
Moi Nam? Wywy? Orchid Room? Procter? CA Mohammad?
Anywhere la….it’s easy to find ma.

With the whole group together, it’s like a chimney.
Are we in winter already?

Or we can play kidnap kidnap. You kidnap me and I kidnap you next.
Fun eh!

Just spend two days and two nights. You’ll enjoy it.

Confessions of a Fluffy Bunny

What?
This is a BUNNY?

I can't be like this although I may be fluffy...

This is too much!

Deep Thoughts of an Angel no.16

The Angel has come and gave the light to The Blog Invader.

The Angel slapped the face of the blog invader with his wings and said "Don't be stupid!"

From the slapped, the blog invader realized and remembered of what The Angin said to him, "you have the look, easy can find one."

My god! What he said was right.

Then The Angel brought me my old good friend back. Azreen.

She asked why am I broken hearted. I told her a few things and few things to catch up.
I salute her for being the strongest woman I know.
For two days she's in pain and she managed to get over it and she asked me to do the same.
From this I promise to you Azreen. I will and be prepared for everything.

As she said, "Tuhan saja yang faham our situation and Tuhan saja yang dapat kitani rindu."
"Jangan tah kusut kusut lagi Yoy! Kitani ani barang pinjam dari Tuhan, bila bila masa ia dapat mengambil tu. In the mean time, rindukan Tuhan saja and berserah arahnya."

Thank you Azreen and Thank you Angel no.16.

Cry as I may. Angry as I want to.
I have to be strong and face the new days with smile and open arms.

To you God, I am ready for your tests.
I accept any from You as my guidance in disguise.

Deep Thought

ok! here it goes...

Start from Friday till this Sunday, as it may seem to be happy outside could anybody tell of how we feel inside?

What will happen if we can read people's deep thought?
Freaky...

As per discussed with Suze and Liza. (my two lovely girlfriends)
They understand me very well and such a great lost if I lost them.

How am I supposed to feel when they said I may fall into someone back.
I fear this to happen and it ain't feel good.

Feel wanting to say this but how's the reaction?
It won't be the same anymore and the happiness of being together as friends be gone too.

As Angin said, move on!
How do we move one? Can somebody tell me?

I thank you for the great advice.

Everyone move on. Having a date, seeing someone...move on.

We are the free and unfashioned creature. We have the rights to be free. We are ready to be brave and accept the consequences.

The deep thought if told meant to be believed but why believe it. Will it be a lie? or Will it be just an attention to attract?

Its not wrong to be in loved and its not wrong to be not loved back.
It's a freedom of choice and we choose either.

We create the problems and we ourselves have to solve it.

I thank you for reading this and this is Mink! reporting from Rimba floor.

till then....

Madamme Sasha di Lantai Coffee Bean

2007 bring something or someone that you can never forget. Try your luck...

Incidents bad or good during that year must not be forgotten and put as our guide.

This is Sasha and welcome to Sejam Bersama Sasha di Lantai Coffee Bean.
With me is the Blog Invader, Kayoy the Piggy Bank.

I leave it now to Kayoy to recap and discuss the year 2007. Agatah kipu!

Kayoy:
Mulut!

Anyway, selamat datang ke Sejam Bersama Sasha di Lantai Coffee Bean....I am Kayoy your lovely co-host for tonight. Say "I am adorable!" Please!

Year 2007, though some people say not a good year. I do0n't agree but I support people's opinion.

From work to life styles, it changed gradually within that 365 days or shall I say 366 days of leap year.

But, the most important thing of all is people surrounded me of that year.

The family we all loved not to be exempted from the discussion.
How's your family?
My family just fine in fact I love them more than ever. The love increasing everyday.
Thanks for the sponsor trip to Saudi Arabia. That was one of the best experience ever.
Seeing the Ka'aba in front of the eyes produce a joyful and yet thankful tears. I thank you for the opportunity to bring me there where now I am ready to get a further step for haj. Insya Allah.

I won't mention about the work as it is so unnecessary and boring!
Go work!

Meeting new creatures of beloved human.
What's that mean? Do we meet monsters? or Do we meet scary creatures?

Do we mention cats? Mink!? Raccoon?
Two loveable cats.. I love them...everyone love them including the new friend of mine.

Speaking of this new friend.
He's the man I met from Seria. Lovely person but angin!
The reason I put him here because I promised I post something about him on my blog! But then I lost ideas.

I think he's going to be my next very good friend. As angin as he can be...I still adore him for being there for me.
There's one time he tried his best to come over to my place to visit me.
One word! Angin!

To the Charmed Ones!
Go Badminton! The power of Singsing!

I leave you all with Madamme Sasha word of wisdom...

"Mama say, mama say, mama rasa, mama berdosa"

Good night....